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Posthumous publication
Plato wrote the last days of Socrates, and describes within that document how Socrates comes to accept his death is 399 B.C. The text was written the years following his death but wasn’t officially published by Penguin Classics until 1954.
Kuntian philosophy
If your girlfriend were to ask Kant how she looked, Kant would be a cunt and say ‘You do not look good’ instead of lying.
Twice as bad
One of the worst leaders in history is Joseph Stalin, who later was known as Adolf Hitler.
I want to squeeeeeze in between them, maybe James Dean will even casually rest his elbow on me.
